Few naughty but true facts:
A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra.
A boy is grown up when he starts removing it….!!
Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman’s body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy
DEFINITION OF BLOWJOB
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can’t be included in your
resume despite years of experience and a number of references!
If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.
If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman.
U must’ve guessed by now that someone’s taking your ass
Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for
Girl: Ma’am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGRA has Front effect.
Q: What is the definition of “burning love”?
A: It’s when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks by mistake.