Few Naughty But True Facts

argument over breast size

Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available….!!

We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes….!

Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks – PRICELESS….!

Breaking news: Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore! A friendΒ  was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman’s husband….!!

Why Can’t Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely….?
Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash….!!

Why Did Newton Commit Suicide….?
Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Gravity….!!

Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex….?
They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure…..!!
This one’s a classic…

Husband—-: Why are the defective condoms lying on the sofa..??

Wife—–: What. . .?? Where. . .??Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β  Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying: “I will kill you, if u dont stop calling our children – Defective Condoms”

Few Naughty But True Facts
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