Few Naughty But True Facts

argument over breast size

Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available….!!
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We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes….!
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Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks – PRICELESS….!
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Breaking news: Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore! A friendΒ  was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman’s husband….!!
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Why Can’t Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely….?
Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash….!!
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Why Did Newton Commit Suicide….?
Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Gravity….!!
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Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex….?
They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure…..!!
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This one’s a classic…

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Husband—-: Why are the defective condoms lying on the sofa..??

Wife—–: What. . .?? Where. . .??Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β  Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying: “I will kill you, if u dont stop calling our children – Defective Condoms”
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Few Naughty But True Facts
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