Little Kid was in his Junior School class when the teacher asked the children what their Fathers do?
All the typical answers came up: Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, etc.
Little Kid: “My Dad’s an exotic dancer in a gay club & takes off all his clothes in front of other men. If the offer’s really good, he’ll go out with a man, rent a cheap room & let him bang him”
The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring & then took Little Kid aside to ask him, if that was really true?
No, my Father plays cricket for Pakistan, I was just too embarrassed to tell!!!