New Metal Added To The Periodic Table

A New Metal is added to Chemistry:

Name: WIFE

Symbol: Bv

Atomic Weight: Light when first found… tends to get
heavier over the years with time.

Physical Properties :
– Boils at any time
– Can freeze at any time
– Melts if treated with love & care
– Very Bitter if Mishandled

Chemical Properties :
– Very Reactive
– Highly Unstable
– Possess Strong Affinity for Gold, Silver, Diamond,

Platinum, Credit cards & Cheque books
– Money Reducing Agent

Occurrence :
– Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

Precautions:
– Handle With Care.

New Metal Added To The Periodic Table
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