Sardar Hi Sardar Jokes

Sardar Hi Sardar

2 Sardars bank lootne gaye,
Par gun bhool gaye…
Phir bhi bank loot liya
Kaise???
Bank Manager bhi sardar tha.
Bola
“I trust you, gun kal dikha dena”….!!
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Santa ko koi mobile pe tangh karta tha
Santa ne new sim card kharid kar tang karnewalle ko sms kiya
“Mene woh sim band kar diya hai, ab tu toh kya tera baap bhi mujhe tangh nahin kar sakta!”..!!
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Santa: Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai:
Shopkeeper: Aap isse 100 floor se niche girao, ye mirror 99 floor tak nahin tutega
Sardar: Wah!! Pack it….!!
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Sardarni: Lo, light chale gayee
Sardar: Light chali gayee toh kya, fan chalu kar
Sardarni: Lo, kee na wahi sardaron-waali baat,
Agar fan chalu kiya toh mombatti bhuj nahin jayegi….??
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NASA ne 3 sardaron ko chand pe bheja.
Rocket uda magar aadhe raaste se vaapas aaya.
Unko kaaran pucha gaya toh boley: Aaj amaaswas hai, chand to nahi hoga….!!
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SANTA:I LOVE You..

LADKI ne Jor se  THAPPAD Maara, Aur Boli..
Kyaa Kaha Tune.??

SANTA ne Ulta HAATH Ghuma kar Ek MUKKA Maara Aur kaha..
KAMINI..Jab Suna hi Nahin to Maara kyun.??
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Santa 2 cigarette ek saath pee raha thaa.

Patni – “2 cigarette kyon peete ho ?”

Santa – “Dost kee yaad aati hai na … ek meri hoti hai aur ek mere dost kee… ”

Kuchh dino baad Santa ek hi cigarette peene laga.

Patni ne poochha – “Dost ko bhool gaye kya ?”

Santa – “Nahi Pagli, maine cigarette peena chhod diya hai … !!!”
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Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain.

Girl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the?

BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the woh coaching centre samajh kar chale gaye.
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Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?

Santa: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shadi hoti hai.
Asli life me shadi ke baad bahut mushkil hoti hai.
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Sardar in Hotel- Mai Yaha Nahi Rahunga,

Mere Paise Wapis Karo !

Itna Chota Room..

Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai kya ?

Waiter-

Mere baap Room Mein Chal

Yeh Lift hai.

Sardar Hi Sardar Jokes
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