✊This is a killer…..
☺First Joke on A Sardarni …
A Plane is on its way to Chandigarh, when Gurpreet in Economy Class gets up, and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket she then tells Gurpreet, that she paid for economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back.
Gurpreet replies, “I’m Sardarni, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Chandigarh and I’m staying right here.”
the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a Sardarni sitting in first class, that belongs in economy, and won’t move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to Gurpreet and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. Gurpreet replies, “I’m Sardarni, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Chandigarh and I’m staying right here.”
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this sardarni who won’t listen to reason.
The pilot says, “You say she is a sardarni? I’ll handle this; I’m married to a sardarni. I speak sardar’s language.”
He goes back to Gurpreet and whispers in her ear, and she says,
“Oh, I’m sorry.”
and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy..
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
“I told her,
“First Class is Not Going to Chandigarh.” ….